accoutrements

i really wanted an egg-salad sandwich... and i was just obsessing about it and i was like: 'man, im gonna make one of those'

so saturday, i went out and got like, a dozen eggs.... and i boiled them all and then i just.... i spent, i dont know, probably three hours

like three-and-a-half hours making.... you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions, and paprika.... and, you know, all the accoutrements

and then, by the time i was done i just really didnt feel like eating it...and i didnt have any bread.... so